9 March 2009

Sorry for not typing for a long time as I have been busy doing work and playing but more of doing work.

Today was a bad day and a good day.The bad thing was that we had homework and ting xie tomorrow.Now comes the most dreaded part.Our teacher today asked us to type out a CHINESE COMPO!( I hate all compos especially chinese ones but this chinese one is worse as we have to type it out on the com and you should know by now that it is very hard to do that) probably during the sch hols.

The good thing is that when I woke up this morning, I remembered that my mother bought muffins yesterday, chocolate ones!!! Plus, there was a box of crunchy fries in the cabinet so I looked foward to teabreak today.Now I have just finish eating them around1 hour plus ago. Since I am in a sort of good mood today, I will tell you the tofu man story jesse invented...

One day, an alien visited Singapore and went to the market.Then he saw a tofu man and since they did not know how to communicate, they used sign languages ...

Alien: showed his index finger pointing downwards
Tofu man: showed his index finger pointing upwards
Alien: showed him his three centre fingers on one hand.
Tofu man: showed all his five fingers on on hand.
Alien: showed his index finger with his thumb ,with a 90 degrees angle.
Tofu man: showed his five fingers on one hand, opening and closing.

Then,the alien walked away.

When the tofu man reached home, he told his mother: Mum! I met this rude alien today and he said he one 1 tofu.I said 1 dollar.Then ahh he say he want 3 tofu. Then I say 5 dollar lor(abit illogical about the price).Then ahh, he say wan 7 tofu, then I say ten dollar loh, Then he walk away just like that lor.

...When the alien reached his spaceship, his told his mother: Mum! I met this rude tofu man today. I say I com from hell. Then he said that he came from heaven.Next, I told him I killed three people today and he said he killed five.Lastly, I told him that I kill people using a gun and he said he killed them by pinching them.He was rude so I walked off.

The next day, the tofu man came to settle scores with the alien.When he saw the door of the spaceship control room open, he walked in as there was nobody there.Then, he saw 4 buttons.One was a picture of a fist, one was a flapping hand, one was a hand trying to be shaped like a telephone, and the last one was a middle finger.

Suddenly, the door of the spaceship control room shut and he tried to open it but he could not as it was too heavy.Then he frantically pressed the hand shaped like a telephone which he thought was to call 4 help.But instead, the whole group of aliens came.Out of nervousness, he pressed the button with the middle finger and all kinds of bad words came out of the loud speakphone.All the aliens were so scared so they ran away.Then, the rude alien that he met yester day appeared in the control room and charged at him with a sonic gun.He was so shocked that he pressed the flapping hand button as he thought that was to blow aliens out of the room.But instead, futt gas filled the room.Then, he accidentaly pressed the fist button and the whole spaceship exploded.Both of them died.

What a sad ending.